Comfort is mandatory

Citizen, the approved collection is now available. Compliance is optional and highly flattering. Items are issued in the order received.

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Directives

The collection

Pick your size and color. Every piece is made for you.

Good to know

  • Made when you order Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your piece is printed for you.
  • Printed to last Quality printing that holds up wash after wash.
  • Fixed if it's wrong Damaged or wrong? We replace it. Just send a photo.

Our story

Ministry of Merch is a made-up shop for this demo. The idea: a satirical state-issue poster with a watching eye, redaction bars and ID-card products. Everything is printed only after someone orders it.

Questions

  • How long until it gets here? Each piece is made when you order it, usually in 2 to 5 business days. Then it ships. Most orders arrive in 1 to 2 weeks.
  • Can I return it? Because each item is made just for you, we can't take returns for a change of mind. If it arrives damaged or wrong, send a photo within 30 days and we'll replace it.
  • How do I pick a size? Each product's photos and description show its size chart. If you're between sizes, size up.
  • Do you ship outside the US? See the Ship to choice in your cart. Shipping is worked out before you pay.

Get first dibs on new designs

New drops and the occasional sale. No more than twice a month.

Get in touch

A question about sizing or an order? Send a message.